So I was scrubbing the toilet the other day (not my favorite job), and Livy was watching. Here's what went down:
Livy: Mom, why do you have to scrub the toilet?
Me: Well sweetie, it just gets dirty and we have to clean it. We don't want Beep Beep to get sick if he drinks out of a dirty toilet. And it's gross to look at when it's dirty.
Livy: Well, when I grow up, my husband is just going to scrub the toilet so I can play with my kids! (At this point, she throws out her arms wide and drags out "play with my kids").
Me: (laughing hysterically) That sounds like a good plan, Livy. Let me know how that works out.
Seriously, where does she come up with this stuff?
